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On 2009-08-24 14:19, The Curator wrote:
Plus garlic fries are an insult to Belgians and Belgium's most cherished gourmet speciality Smile


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Your weapon must be selected according to the monster you fight.

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Oh Carrots are devine
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Bunnicula Rocks!
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Bunnicula Rocks!


Indeed he do. It's great that there is at least one other (ahem) mature Bunnicula fan. Those who have not availed themselves with this series of so called children books are missing out...a lot.
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Chester would not approve.
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Tommy cooper, the uk magician/comedian, he suggested carrying two sausages in your pocket - if a vampire tries to bite your neck, stick them up his nose...
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Ah, good old Tommy Cooper!

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I suppose he sits in front of the vampire, his nose pointing to the vampire' heart. Then he starts lying...
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The carrot would never work on Bunnicula, he would just drink it's juice and then it would be all pale and floppy.
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But Pinocchio's nose will...
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Hmmmm... new use for an appearing cane?
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Poor old Geppetto was the first to go! Who knew…
“Have nose will travel to Transylvania?”

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Brings a whole new meaning to hitting him with the sap.

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But Pinocchio's nose will...
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I feel that it would be the decent thing to interview a few vampires first to see how they actually feel about people slaying them.I am sure that you might come to a compromise (although probably not on your terms.) Smile

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Dracula...
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These are awesome, I want to make one too!!!
Vampires are ridiculously popular lately on Tv and movies, this could be a wonderful show. I'm thinking seance.
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Typical! The Curator end up with Dracula -the master of all vampires. However I did end up with Lestat de Lioncourt so things could be worse.

Hmm I am reminded of the character Rufus King in the film 'Dracula's Curse'.He was both a vampire slayer and Dracula himself in disguise. Is there something that you should be telling us Master "Curator"......?
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I wish somebody would put the stake in that Edgar or whatever his name is from Twee-light. Immortal being almost a hundred years old hanging out at a high school to score chicks. Something wrong with that.

Oh, I got Dracula too.
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Speaking about vampire hunter kits, here are some important tools for tomb raiders, vampire hunters, body snatchers...

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The lamp (circa 1880) is a "thief's lamp", the tool has many functions on the same object and the knife... well.
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