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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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Cans of Woofie dog food
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Which we ate on Christmas
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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While watching My Little Margie
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On the Ipad which belonged
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In the trash because it
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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Was made of spam leftovers
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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From army surplus MREs found
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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In old discarded military barracks
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Just across the Mexican Border
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17538 Posts
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Where you can run across...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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A margaritta bar where you
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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Pay with limes and salt
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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And you get arrested for
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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Lurking with intent to loiter
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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And litter which in Mexico
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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It happens several times daily
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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And the federalies always insist
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Do not cross the border
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Carrying tacos unless you first
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Let out all your gas
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