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That Ernest Borgnine went deaf
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After a 2000 pound weight
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Was lifted from his mind
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But landed on his foot
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Making him dance the light
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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Fandango until his shoes untied
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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His bound assistant who was
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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Known as Not Kinky Knot
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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The Human Snafu disciple of
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... extremely fat women wearing purple ...
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Galashes hanging from her ears
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But a flashing red hat
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Stolen from a fake cardinal
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17532 Posts
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Who was busy making a ...
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A collar for the cops
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Out of tootie frutie wrappers
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That had been stolen from
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Weight Watchers ice cream shop
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Near the entrance to Hades
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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Where learning to eat fast
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