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francisngkl Special user Singapore 509 Posts 
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Worthy stares from streets across
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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From the Staten Island Ferry
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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francisngkl Special user Singapore 509 Posts
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Of the vast Pacific Ocean
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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(Um Staten Island is in the Atlantic)
which was drained by Dynamike
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20514 Posts
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For his six shot Lota
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francisngkl Special user Singapore 509 Posts
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Drunk for his total ignorance
( could have sworn I took geography as major)
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20514 Posts
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Leaving MapQuest in total confusion
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francisngkl Special user Singapore 509 Posts
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Asking, where are we now?
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20514 Posts
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Even the Navigator is lost
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francisngkl Special user Singapore 509 Posts
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His legs begin to wobble
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20514 Posts
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Like a politician being exposed
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francisngkl Special user Singapore 509 Posts
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Lips pale white and quivering
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17096 Posts
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When he was shown a...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20514 Posts
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A double lift was used
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17096 Posts
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With a torn deck of...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20514 Posts
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Borrowed soggy red Bee cards
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24107 Posts
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He brought to us yesterday
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20514 Posts
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He did a manipulation act
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24107 Posts
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It front of the store
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20514 Posts
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Right between the parking meters
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