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It was not a decision
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But a proclamation of his
Northern California
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Based upon last week's weather
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And a cold front descending...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20522 Posts
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Because it was also backless...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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And frontless and sideless and
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20522 Posts
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Very well contained total emptiness ...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Of the cranial cavity which
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20522 Posts
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Made a terrible hollow sound...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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When thumped like a melon
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20522 Posts
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Fortunately, the outside wasn't green
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Even though the inside was
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20522 Posts
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Rather red and very seedy
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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It still wouldn't substitute for
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20522 Posts
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The salad bar at work
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Complete with assorted varieties of
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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Road kill and rotten fruit
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Collected from his last performance
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20522 Posts
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Just before taking the stage
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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At the annual white house
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