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Notes in low places with
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17450 Posts
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A floating violin made from...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Banana peels and cheap cork
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Too poor for Ripple bottles
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With screw on caps which
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Can really hurt your teeth
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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If you bite too hard
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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And you break the glass
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Then the fire department rushes
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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In to bravely climb ladders
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Built by clowns who were
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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A dozen very cracked eggs
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Short of an omlet and
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Donuts with split pea soup
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Served with copious quantities of
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Fried green tomatoes and grits
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Which he ate with pinto
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Beans and gallons of tea
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Before he had to make
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17450 Posts
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A trip to the magic...
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