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bowers Inner circle Oakboro N.C. 7024 Posts 
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And oozed black liquid all
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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts
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All sticky on the sidewalk.
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bowers Inner circle Oakboro N.C. 7024 Posts
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And all got stuck on
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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts
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The inside of my pants
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bowers Inner circle Oakboro N.C. 7024 Posts
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Which cause me painful discomfort..
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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts
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Like waxing my hairy legs
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bowers Inner circle Oakboro N.C. 7024 Posts
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With some contact cement glue.
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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts
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Next thing I know it's
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bowers Inner circle Oakboro N.C. 7024 Posts
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My skin is turning loose.
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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts
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It's peeling off my legs
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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And filling up the shoe
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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts
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Over and over and over
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bowers Inner circle Oakboro N.C. 7024 Posts
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And then the strangest thing
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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts
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Happened... a giant skyscraper fell
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bowers Inner circle Oakboro N.C. 7024 Posts
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Right out of the blue
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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts
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And it didn't hit the
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bowers Inner circle Oakboro N.C. 7024 Posts
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The two dog's that were
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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts
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Standing next to me but
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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Thanks to the fire plug
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bowers Inner circle Oakboro N.C. 7024 Posts
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Nothing else got that wet.
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