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S2000magician Inner circle Yorba Linda, CA 3465 Posts |
A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked. "Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered. "On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off, or I'll kick the @!*# out of all of you!'" St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?" "Just a couple of minutes ago." |
MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
Great joke!
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MickeyPainless Inner circle California 6065 Posts |
CLASSIC!
Bill, You gotta know I'll be modifying it in favor of the cowboy sending the bikers to their demise! MMc |
MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
The only problem there is cowboys are polite to ladies so you'll have to find a different reason for the biker to be trying to punk the cowboys. I like the change, I'm going with a gang banger though since I like bikers. I'm gonna have to think about this 'un.
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MickeyPainless Inner circle California 6065 Posts |
Good point!
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Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7152 Posts |
Dopey point. Reread that Mickey. Huh?
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bodybyfood Regular user 111 Posts |
Great joke...made me laugh!
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RJE Inner circle 1848 Posts |
Hehehehe like it!
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TommyJ Inner circle Foxboro, MA 1750 Posts |
Now THAT was funny!
"Keep the Kids Laughing!"
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