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The Donster
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Or that can Bomb. but they have to be able to be told with kids around. these jokes will be for a Family Show.
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The link contains 82 pages full of jokes and you may find a few that may be suitable.

http://www.themagiccafe.com/forums/viewt......=24&2457
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JamesTong I appreciate your Help and the Link but I need some Jokes that Can be Told at a Kids/Family Show. I don't want to go thru 82 Pages of Jokes. the Date for the Show is Sept 16th.
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I have gone through many of those jokes there and many of them are good clean jokes and more are being added on everyday.
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My wife made me go see a psychiatrist the other day.

I said, "Doctor, I don't really need to be here. My wife sent me just because I like pancakes."

The psychiatrist said, "There is nothing wrong with that. I happen to like pancakes, myself."

I replied, "Oh, wonderful! You must come over some time! I have a whole garage full!"
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Nurse: Doctor, doctor, there is an invisible man in the waiting room!

Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor what can you give me for this cold?

Doctor: How about 2 Mickey Mantles and and old kid's bike?

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On this day in history in 1042, King Arthur opened the very first all knight restaurant.

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Are these the types of things you had in mind?
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I had more of a ideal as to jokes kids can hear. maybe something quick and easy. but nothing about getting stoned and drinking wet cement. I guess I was thinking more or less like what goes up but never comes down your age. maybe something on the order of that.
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What can go up the chimney down, but not down the chimney up?

An umbrella.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you.
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Why do bees buzz?

You would too, if someone took your honey and nectar.
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What's black and white and red all over?

An embarrassed zebra.
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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees.

Why do elephants have flat feet?

From jumping out of cherry trees.

Why do they have flat ears?

They don't always land on their feet.
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There you go...7 bombs in a row.. Smile ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Yes 5 from Bill Ligon on His Last Post. I appreciate it. keep the jokes coming Folks.
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