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With cards purchased by the bricks
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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And then comes all the fame...
Getting ready for the show...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Missing items now you know
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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It was there but now it's gone
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Things we knew no longer known
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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And the missing items list starts to grow.
The excitement of performing an act |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Can cause a pain in the back
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But the looks of the audiences
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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With rotten tomatos in adjacence
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Teach a magician how fast he can pack.
Animals in magic mean fleas |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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And there are too many of those if you please
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You itch and scratch
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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You even try the patch
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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But they still will make you sneeze..
The magic show for New Years Eve...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts
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Joseph made everyone believe
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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That all his magic was real...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Especially the color changing cereal
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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And the chocolate stain on his sleeve.
A magician named Claus was afret
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Circumstances indicated regret
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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In his change bag he found naught
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