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With ketchup and mustard...
Father Photius
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(Great...Mustard, those rhyme???)

But non compare to white castle burgers.


There once was a magician with an unicorn
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Mike Brezler
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With white wings he was born
JamesTong
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Flying around the stage he performs
joseph
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While a cup of oats he warms...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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With hooves or wand to magic he was sworn.

With a special prop from Ickle Pickle
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joseph
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And it wasn't the vanishing nickel...
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JamesTong
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But the color changing pumpkin
Father Photius
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Performed by a country bumpkin
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Bob Sanders
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Who had enjoyed his fill of George Dickel.

Two magicians were leaving the bar
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Father Photius
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And one crawled into the backseat of his car
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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His shoes were missing
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joseph
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And his coins he was kissing...
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JamesTong
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That's because the drinking went too far.

There once was a magician who likes to drink
Father Photius
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And would drink anything even if it came out of a sink
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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He loved to hear corks
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JamesTong
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And drink soup with forks
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Only because it tasted like pork

Billy the Kid was a tough son of a gun....
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But has a soft spot for a nun
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Whenever he saw her...
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