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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Where many an egg it would lay...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
The yolk was upon it
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The shell was a tight fit
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
And that was all for the day..
The mime was stuck in the box...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Being chased by an invisible fox
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The fox's red tail
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Was caught in a pail
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
So he tipped TWO HATS and was let out of jail.
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Jay you should have read the page before, you rhymed the wrong line
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Stu Turner New user London 79 Posts |
There once was a magi called Kellar
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Who wanted an egg from Weller
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
But all that he got...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Was a new Flash Pot
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
And his act is now in the cellar
There once was a magician named Flash
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Who only performed for cash...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
His act was amazing
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts |
His head set a blazing
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
And he wound up with a rash..
There was an assistant with talent...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Who was hardly God sent
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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts |
She dropped the magicians props
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