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greatscott Special user 595 Posts |
And an ego much bigger
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
His imagination was his only toy.
In a recent magic election |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
There was a tremendous voter defection
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
They voted "yes" on "No"
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
And some voted maybe so...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
But the ballot just turned out to be a reflection.
There once was a donkey named sue
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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greatscott Special user 595 Posts |
Who knew exactly what magic to do
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
She hee'd and she haw'd
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Like a tiger she clawed
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greatscott Special user 595 Posts |
As a puff of smoke she walked thru
As a magician, we all must know |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The greatest secret is the show
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greatscott Special user 595 Posts |
So, practice your moves
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Until fingers have grooves
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
And your performance don't blow.
A magician once looked into a can
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
And realized the width of his span
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greatscott Special user 595 Posts |
Though the sides were all shiny
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
And the inside was briny...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
He refused to touch it with his hand.
A magician living out west |
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greatscott Special user 595 Posts |
Had started a magical quest
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
With an open mind
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