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Bill Ligon
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Your money you won't keep
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Look mom! I've got
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Till your worn out from all the indictments.

A clown and a magician did a party...
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
Father Photius
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Where the beer flowed and all were hearty
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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With lots of fried fish
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Please ignore my
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Out came the magish...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
daffydoug
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But sadly he arrived way too tardy.

A magi whose hands were quite nimble..
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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Produced a shiny white thimble...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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But he didn't sew
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
daffydoug
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He was brain dead you know,
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
Bob Sanders
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And his balding head was the shining symbol.

Magicians save pieces of string
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JamesTong
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To perform with a ring
daffydoug
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And sometimes a rope..
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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To present with a hope
daffydoug
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And if the audience is lucky they wont try to sing...

A magician whose bunny had measles...
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
Bill Ligon
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Had to use in his act some weasels
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Father Photius
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But it was ferrets instead
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Bill Ligon
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Since the weasels were dead
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<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE
daffydoug
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So he settled for vanishing easels...


A magi whose assistant was a gum chewer...
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
Bill Ligon
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Saw his gum balls get fewer and fewer
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE
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Whenever she's not paid her salary
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