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Your money you won't keep
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14072 Posts
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Till your worn out from all the indictments.
A clown and a magician did a party...
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Where the beer flowed and all were hearty
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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With lots of fried fish
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17309 Posts
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Out came the magish...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14072 Posts
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But sadly he arrived way too tardy.
A magi whose hands were quite nimble..
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17309 Posts
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Produced a shiny white thimble...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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But he didn't sew
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14072 Posts
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He was brain dead you know,
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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And his balding head was the shining symbol.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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To perform with a ring
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14072 Posts
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And sometimes a rope..
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Stu Turner New user London 79 Posts
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To present with a hope
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14072 Posts
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And if the audience is lucky they wont try to sing...
A magician whose bunny had measles...
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Had to use in his act some weasels
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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But it was ferrets instead
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Since the weasels were dead
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14072 Posts
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So he settled for vanishing easels...
A magi whose assistant was a gum chewer...
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Saw his gum balls get fewer and fewer
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Whenever she's not paid her salary
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