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This here is no limerick...
"I'm half drunk most the time
and I'm all drunk the rest"
--Tom Waits
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Well Bryan is new and forgot to start a new one so...

Bryan one morning got up out of bed
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Quickly to notice his nose was red
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He exclaimed with surprise...
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Bob Sanders
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While rubbing his eyes
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That's not my face, it's Fred's!


A magician once sat on his wand
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
DrGoodkin
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His screams could be heard far and yon......
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Bob Sanders
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From tip to tip
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His trousers did rip...
DrGoodkin
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As it went up the great beyond !!!


New Limmerick


As the disc spun around, we watched his head...

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We stared at the spiral, with growing dread,

It shocked us all

When his head got small

Then Bruce Kalver woke from his bed !!!

((no one finished this one, so I did))
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A trick went very wrong
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DrGoodkin
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The short rope became long....
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Bob Sanders
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The middle was nearer to the ends
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Just 2 inches east of the bends...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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So he danced and juggled to a mimed song.

Deep in Dixie concrete blocks
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You'll discover pink color socks
Bob Sanders
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Blocks make the cars complete
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Although not comfortable as a seat...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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There's nothing like junk that rocks.

Leadership determined by a bribe
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With sleight of hand and a little jibe...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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