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Any words will do
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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And it's up to you...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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So get on with the trick and stop the chatter.

A magician from Moscow once said...
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Half the cards I use are red...
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But since the fall of the regime...
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It just doesn't seem...
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That red works as well as once said.

Onto a stage on a horse did Blackstone trot...
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Unfortunately he had smoked too much pot...
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Gallop the horse he couldn't
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Or perhaps he just wouldn't
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Fortunately for dark, he missed the spot.

A stagehand with a broom
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Brought on a terrible sense of doom
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When he slipped on some ice
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And falling wasn't nice.
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Especially when he crushed the Groom.

Max Mavin wrote a poem
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So that he can show em...
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That with proper rhyme and verse...
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It is easy to rehearse...
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And comes in handy when giving a proem. (Go look that one up in your Funk and Wagnalls.)

The Lovely Nani Darnell once did confess...
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She had nothing to do with Doug Henning's dress
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