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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Up his pants afire
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
He wore the wrong attire
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
And he gave the audience a fright.
There once was a magician named Tim...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Whose intellect was rather dim...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
But magic done right
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
With the gimmick out of sight
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Made everyone envy him..
The silks inside a tube...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Much rounder than a cube
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Will always work better...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
If drenched or just wetter...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When handed to a rube.
A magician's assistant named Dinah...
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Who came from North Carolina
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
She shared her magical charms...
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
And set off all the alarms...
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
And frightened her dog and her mynah..
The stage was set for the show...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
But the magician needed to go
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
To the facility he ran
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
But was stopped by a fan
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
And the result was a terrible blow.
A magician into a trunk did look...
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
To find his memory book.
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