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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
And they don't have wings...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bill Knight Veteran user UK 318 Posts |
And so they all jump, how lame
a magicians assistant was she
Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
And she took a break for some tea
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Knight Veteran user UK 318 Posts |
While the sugar was stirred
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
She said not a word...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
And sat quietly under the tree.
A magician once came from Cancun...
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
At first he seemed like a bafoon
Northern California
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Bill Knight Veteran user UK 318 Posts |
But then, as I watched
Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
A trick he had botched...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
And everyone left the room.
A magician placed his assistant on a broom
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Knight Veteran user UK 318 Posts |
And into the air she did zoom
Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
But before words could be said
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Dozens of bats circled his head
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
And she fell to earth with a kaboom.
A magician entered the stage
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
And the audience broke into a rage
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Knight Veteran user UK 318 Posts |
Because, in his rush
Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
He forgot to cover his tush
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
He turned a cheek instead of a page.
A magician with a beard |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Was a man whom all feared...
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
The reason was plain
Northern California
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