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Bill Knight Veteran user UK 318 Posts |
As the bullet did fly
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
A dove was shot in the eye
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Bill Knight Veteran user UK 318 Posts |
And was stewed overnight in a pot
the magician bought a new dove
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Off a table where he tossed his glove
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
It flew through the air
Northern California
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Bill Knight Veteran user UK 318 Posts |
To the back of a chair
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
And landed like it fell from above.
A maigician once said to the Queen...
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Knight Veteran user UK 318 Posts |
The strangest thing that I've seen
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
A mystical illusion of great allure
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
That unfortunately smelled like cow manure
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
The worst illusion that has ever been.
A magician once tossed up a ball...
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Hoping it would not fall...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bill Knight Veteran user UK 318 Posts |
But it fell on the floor
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
And rolled out the door
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Knight Veteran user UK 318 Posts |
'cos he couldn't juggle at all
2 magicians, a clown and a nurse
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Were under a witch's curse...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
The spell caused them distress
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Knight Veteran user UK 318 Posts |
And put them under duress
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
And now they are doing much worse.
A magician was locked in a pillory...
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Richard L. New user 43 Posts |
As was his assistant named Hillary...
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