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Father Photius
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The position was dire
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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He was out on a wire...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Cos they'd just closed his local distillery

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Specially if they weigh a metric ton,
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Father Photius
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But as large as they may be
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Richard L.
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They always go "hee hee hee"
Father Photius
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Especially if you tell them a pun.


A magician rode down from Mandalay
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Hoping to make his hobby pay
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Father Photius
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But it didn't work
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Bob Sanders
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For the unlucky jerk
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Father Photius
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So he wasted the entire day.

A magician once flew on a plane
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Bob Sanders
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Too high to see the rain
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hbwolkov
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The plane started to stall
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Father Photius
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And went into a fall
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And now he will only take the train.

There was an obese magician named Mike....
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Father Photius
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Who tried to ride a small trike.
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hbwolkov
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He fell off a cliff
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Father Photius
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While playing a guitar riff
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joseph
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So back up the hill did he hike..

The final load for his cups...
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Was a huge litter of 18 small pups...
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