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A blue pic-a-nik basket...
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For which Copperfield was the sole heir.


A magician one day did try...
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To create a drink from rye
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He swizzled and stirred
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But stopped when he heard
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The ATF out on the lanai

A magician one day went a pickin'...
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A turkey instead of a chicken

(Merry Christmas all)
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But to his dismay...
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It was Easter Sunday.
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So his meal was still finger lickin..

A magician performing for free...
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Wished he was charging a fee
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His props were taken
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His rabbit was shaken
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And it all was a mystery.


There once was a magician named Fred.
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Who did this trick with some thread
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He tore it in pieces...
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And performed for his nieces
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Ooh, do it again they all said


Fred did the trick one more time
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