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With a coin and a stick...
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Will help to keep yourself fed

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That close by youi keep a cure
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For a burned finger-tip
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Can be a terrible slip
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Or a canceled show if it were..

The smoke came out of his mouth...
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As the magician faced due south
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But to his dismay
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No one else came his way
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So he just returned to Bouth..

The stage was set for the show...
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And as the magic started to flow
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The lights were up bright
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The doves were pure white
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But then it started to snow.


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And half filled with new years beer
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Went a trapsing through Times Square
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With his dove and his hare...
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And aboloutely no fear


'twas the first day of twenty eleven
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I was at a crap table rolling a seven...
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A five & a two
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