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gregkoren Regular user 164 Posts 
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With objects better left unseen
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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But his employers still gave him the axe.
A magician well known for his money...
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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gregkoren Regular user 164 Posts
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Took his act to a place that was sunny
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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The audience roared
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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But a few really snored
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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And everyone thought that was funny.
The magician once said to Green Lantern
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17306 Posts
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This flash paper makes my hands burn...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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gregkoren Regular user 164 Posts
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But burn them he did
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Um....Guys, these are limericks, they have a rhyme pattern, burn does not rhyme with lantern and did does not rhyme with burn.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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gregkoren Regular user 164 Posts
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My apologies...I noted the lack of rhyme in the second line and went ahead and introduced a new rhyme scheme in the third.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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OK we start it over...
A magician once said to Greek Lantern...
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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gregkoren Regular user 164 Posts
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"Abracadabra, you now SPEAK western!"
(couldn't resist  )
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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His lingo had a drawl
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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gregkoren Regular user 164 Posts
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Used six-shooters in a brawl
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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And the Sheriff said now its my turn.
Derren Brown made a big splash
Northern California
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gregkoren Regular user 164 Posts
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Devining the location of secret cache
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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Deep within the earth it lay
Northern California
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Magic1 Elite user Los Angeles 402 Posts
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Upon finding it he'd say
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17306 Posts
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Quote:
On 2011-01-17 11:03, Father Photius wrote: I beg to disagree...lantern (lan-turn) and hands burn do rhyme, but we can continue anyways... and he went out with a clash.. Off he paced from the stage...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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gregkoren Regular user 164 Posts
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His face contorted in a rage
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