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David P New user Boston via Michigan 82 Posts |
There's something I need to set square
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
If you'll lend me your ears
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Over a couple of beers
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
I am sure you will find I am fair.
A magician once approached Tarzan's Cheetah.
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
And said I've never seen an ape that is neatah,
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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David P New user Boston via Michigan 82 Posts |
You live in Palm Springs,
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Among silver linking rings
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
And you are a strong supporter of PETA.
A magii once produced a red mouse
Northern California
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
We know from what kind of house
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
While his color was bright
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
But his presence wasn't right
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
And frankly he dressed like a louse.
The only two colors are red and blue |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
As if this was something no one knew
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
But half of the faces are red
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
And the other half under the bed
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
New meanings for a casino shoe!
An Electric Deck with power off |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Was given to professor Poff
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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gregkoren Regular user 164 Posts |
Professor Poff turned it on
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
While sitting in the John
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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David P New user Boston via Michigan 82 Posts |
If you knew the result, you'd scoff
The Great Flydini, he pulled out a phone |
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