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But they wasnt as good as houdini

Now Penn and Teller once said...

Posted: Oct 3, 2009 5:40am
Sorry Rock we seem to have come in together.

(let's go with Rockabilly.)

On stage put a girl in a trance...
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
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With a wave of his hand
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And a verbal command
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The girl started to dance.


A magician's dream come true
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Is what I am offering to you
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A gimmick of outstanding utility
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It was filled up to its capacity
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic.
Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV.
European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8
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With some very sticky goo.

A magician walked onto the stage
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is really regretting his
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Showed a newspaper page after page
"...that's just my opinion. I could be wrong." Dennis Miller Smile

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He tore it to pieces
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Then sighed in relief as
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It turned into a bird in a cage.
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Magic of the 21st century
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Uses hancuffscuffs from the penitentiary

Posted: Oct 4, 2009 5:07am
Handcuffs... sorry
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That'll teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Quando omni flunkus moritati
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Bright, shiny, and new
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So they look good in a preview
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For a reigning plenipotentiary.


A magician performing in space
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Producing flowers at his own pace
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Was just floating around
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That'll teach you to keep your mouth shut.

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When he suddenly found
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