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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
He ran up a tab
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
And called for a cab
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
As he left, oh how they did rave!
Life stories with a string |
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gregkoren Regular user 164 Posts |
Made Mac feel like a King
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
A life of magic and play
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Always makes his day...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
And happiness it always brings.
A magician once said to a horse
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Ever run an obstacle course?
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gregkoren Regular user 164 Posts |
The horse looked askance
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
And said with a glance
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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gregkoren Regular user 164 Posts |
"A horse is a horse of course of course."
The Magii sucked at sleight of hand... |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
And yet he was his own best fan
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Until one night during a show
Northern California
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
His double lift went ten below
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gregkoren Regular user 164 Posts |
And from performing was he forever banned.
If you can't nail the Pass, then don't even try... |
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Or the next thing you know , the cards will fly
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
The audience will gasp
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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gregkoren Regular user 164 Posts |
And strike like an asp
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Fortunately, only the show will die.
A magician once made a mistake! |
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
He vanished his wife for his own sake.
Northern California
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