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gregkoren Regular user 164 Posts 
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The police were suspicious
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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And then became vicious...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Till she ceremoniously jumped from the cake.
Not only thumbs have tips |
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gregkoren Regular user 164 Posts
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But only cards have pips
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Coins just lay flat
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Substitute your dove for a bat
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gregkoren Regular user 164 Posts
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And watch your audience flip!
Sam the Bellhop didn't hear the bell ring... |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because his mind was upon other things
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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He decided he would take a chance
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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And changed his pants
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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gregkoren Regular user 164 Posts
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Now we know why the caged bird sings.
He put two in his hand and one in his pocket... |
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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And around his neck was a silver locket
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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A card tucked tightly in his vest
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Was destined to do the rest
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gregkoren Regular user 164 Posts
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Until a rabid fan ripped his arm from the socket.
Think of a name, the mentalist said... |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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But not the name of someone who is dead...
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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That is the part he adds to the show
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gregkoren Regular user 164 Posts
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Dispatching someone with a single sharp blow
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gregkoren Regular user 164 Posts
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And leaving the audience seeing red.
Up the Ladder was his favorite false cut... |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Standing in front of the mummy of Tut...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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