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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
By an unfortunate mentalist just bit by a weasel
Northern California
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
But even with three legs
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Which didn't meet the ASPCA regs
Northern California
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tstark Loyal user Arizona 267 Posts |
And both ends were as bald as Vin Diesel.
A bald weasel ran off of the stage. |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Clearly ranting in a rage
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
The Senate is snoozing
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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tstark Loyal user Arizona 267 Posts |
Now those weasels are confoozing
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
We should keep them all in a cage.
At the ballpark a magician came up to bat
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
But he left his glasses where he sat
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
The ball whizzed by with the speed of lightning
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
But the magicians power was definitely frightening
Northern California
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
And the ump brushed off his close up mat..
The girl rose into the air...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
And left behind her chair
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
She began to spin counterclockwise
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
And started to up rise,
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Do anything to escape a bear!
As he began to tie a knot |
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
To secure his young assistant to a cot
Northern California
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Oh! how she did smile
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts |
For just a short while
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Did she really enjoy this or knot?
Magic confuses the sane |
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