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A replica of the planet Mars.

There once was a magician named Bob
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
hbwolkov
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Whose audience he felt should be robbed
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Father Photius
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They swiped all his silks
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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And continued their bilks
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Bob Sanders
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But only the guilty were snobbed.

a politician once told the truth
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After imbibing too much vermuth
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Bob Sanders
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But the tale that he told
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Was surely much too bold
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And he is now barred from the voting booth.

A magic wand presented the the King ...
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Bob Sanders
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Put his arm into a sling
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When the magician perchance
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Bob Sanders
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Fell into a very deep trance
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And the kings head did ring a ding ding.

For knights burst into a room......
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Bob Sanders
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All armed with a pan and broom
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They discovered the runaway knave
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Disgusied as a taxpaying slave
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And that quickly led to his doom.

The jester was eager to please
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Although he had a disease
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He twirled his wand
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And they revoked his bond
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