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greatscott Special user 595 Posts 
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But with the sets he has no balls
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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So he made a series of calls
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greatscott Special user 595 Posts
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Now his cups with balls are proudly shown
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Start a new one, Scott.
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greatscott Special user 595 Posts
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If manipulation is your cup of tea
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Good acts are rewarded with impressive fee
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Pulling things out of the air
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Rockabilly Regular user Victoria, BC, 158 Posts
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Or the spectators hair
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That'll teach you to keep your mouth shut.
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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As long as it isn't a bee.
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JimbosMagic Inner circle 1334 Posts
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You didn't start one bill.
When learning the art of magic.....
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic. Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV. European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8 |
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greatscott Special user 595 Posts
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Flashing can be quite tragic
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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You feel like a fool
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Rockabilly Regular user Victoria, BC, 158 Posts
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And a first class tool
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That'll teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Quando omni flunkus moritati |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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But that's the world of magic.
Clowns like big red noses |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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And shoes that show off their toeses
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BCaldwell Special user is really regretting his 524 Posts
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With rainbow stripe pants
"...that's just my opinion. I could be wrong." Dennis Miller
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Among the ****-ants
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Jobs and fame are his daily doses
The mentalist gestures at the audience |
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BCaldwell Special user is really regretting his 524 Posts
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He convinces them he is in a trance
"...that's just my opinion. I could be wrong." Dennis Miller
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Rockabilly Regular user Victoria, BC, 158 Posts
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Then he closes his eyes
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That'll teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Quando omni flunkus moritati |
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