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In several strange voices
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And this was taught by Sankey.


Kids love watching magic
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And this is happy, not tragic
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But a break-away wand
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic.
Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV.
European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8
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Can give them a trembling hand
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And the moms all said its tragic.

A Magi with a hand full of coins
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic.
Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV.
European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8
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And a sash wrapped around his loins
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Using a funny looking purse frame
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Out of which his productions came
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Including very big coins.

With a tap of the magic wand
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Magic can happen in your hand
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That'll teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Quando omni flunkus moritati
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Something appears or something vanished
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And the crowd were astonished.

Posted: Oct 30, 2009 6:21pm
That he didn't use the band.

When performing the 3 card monte
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
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You got distracted by a flying kite

Posted: Nov 1, 2009 9:11pm
And the audience made a switch
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And this one doesn't rhyme. So what?

Posted: Nov 1, 2009 9:28pm
It wasn't written by Emily Bronte!


Three little magicians sitting on a wall
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One was trying not to fall
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But tumble one did
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That'll teach you to keep your mouth shut.

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And down the second one slid
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And the one third laughed, "That's funny, y'all!"
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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(Bill forgot to start a new one, I'll start then)

Color fantasy with cards can be amazing
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