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(But, but... Christopher, where's the last line to follow "He worked up an act for the audition?") Smile

Whose name with Sandusky didn't quite rhyme, ( Smile , James)
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And before his act he quickly changed his name in time
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And his dog act's star was a Husky.

Posted: Sep 21, 2009 12:54am
A magician was dining in Michigan
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Looked down at his pate and said "Fish, again?"
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"Why not?" Dynamike said jokingly
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"Do you think the bones will start choking me?"
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"Not if you can magish again!"

Posted: Sep 21, 2009 11:27am
There once was a juggler named Dowdy
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Who would juggle with knives quite proudly
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Till James Tong comes around unannounced
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Off his head the knives bounced
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And the audience clapped and cheered loudly


Once upon a time when James discovered magic
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Using cards and silks and gadgets
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He pulled out of a box
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A hammer and some rocks
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The result in itself was so tragic

The clown made a devious plan
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To lock the magician in the 'can'
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But Houdini was too smart for that
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Instead the clown ran away with Houdini's hat
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The clown found it next day in his van

Posted: Sep 21, 2009 11:39pm
There's a magician they call Jolly Roger

Posted: Sep 21, 2009 11:46pm
At KIDabra this year caused some bother

Posted: Sep 21, 2009 11:49pm
At Ken Scott's midnight jam

Posted: Sep 21, 2009 11:54pm
He stole whisky and ham

Posted: Sep 21, 2009 11:55pm
So they now call him the Artful Dodger

Posted: Sep 21, 2009 11:55pm
Wow I think that's really good if I say so myself. lol

Posted: Sep 21, 2009 11:56pm
Only Joking Roger
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