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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
..cause the final kick...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Is the thing that all depends!
Pilgrim magic is done with a turkey... |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
And sometimes with a piece of jerky...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
But the stuffing inside
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Frankie New user The Netherlands 56 Posts |
Really can't hide
“Magic is the only honest profession. A magician promises to deceive you and he does.”
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
And it makes your taste buds perky!
Doing magic at the seniors' home... |
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Frankie New user The Netherlands 56 Posts |
While holding a leather-bound dusty old tome
“Magic is the only honest profession. A magician promises to deceive you and he does.”
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
But the magic seems new
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
When the brain cells are few
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
And feel like pieces of foam..
When doing the 3 fly routine...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
He encountered an angry Marine
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Who grabbed for the coins...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
With intent to purloin
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The magician vanished from the scene!
He wanted a big cat in his act... |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
So he inflated poor Felix in fact
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
He fluffed up his hair
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JimbosMagic Inner circle 1334 Posts |
Made him look like a bear.
Posted: Nov 28, 2009 10:16pm Now he's scared of being attacked. The magician vanished the bird
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic. Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV. European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8 |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
By uttering a magical word
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
To prove to all he had no fear
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
It made much too clear
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