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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
Appears during the day
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
But are used as magic retards
The best magic with string |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Is the one that makes you sing...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JimbosMagic Inner circle 1334 Posts |
You can stretch it to three
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic. Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV. European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8 |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Or tie it to a tree
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
But cotton is seldom bling.
Three magicians decided to walk |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
And loudly they talk
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Bean Regular user 119 Posts |
Until a policeman said
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
It's time for bed
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
And not a one did balk.
Doing magic with green turtles |
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Bean Regular user 119 Posts |
And an ornately carved Scottish spirtle
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
A shot of scotch in his hand
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bean Regular user 119 Posts |
He performed a headstand
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Then entered the olympic high hurdles.
Johnny the magician said to Pam
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
"I hope you brought the cam"
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
This close-up routine is unbelieveable
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
And the props used are inconceivable
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
..and you can only get them from Sam...
The cards were placed on the table...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
And the magician began a long fable
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bean Regular user 119 Posts |
"Once upon a time," he said
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