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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts 
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Salads started on a lettuce bed
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Bean Regular user 119 Posts
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And we eat them whene'er we're able. (You're too quick, Bob! I was trying to change mine to go with yours and you beat me to the punch!)
A Parisian magician who |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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Kept extra coins in his shoe
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JimbosMagic Inner circle 1334 Posts
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He amazed with one kick
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic. Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV. European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8 |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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That produced a gold brick
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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And he applied it firmly with glue
There was a magicians wife who thought
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bean Regular user 119 Posts
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"Good effects should be learned and not bought"
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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So he set out to think
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Bean Regular user 119 Posts
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With a book and a drink
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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And created the magic he ought.
Magic in the hands of a lady |
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Bean Regular user 119 Posts
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Can sometimes be a bit shady
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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But it is always a delight
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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When she is in sight
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bean Regular user 119 Posts
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Please, a round of applause for milady.
There once was a magical toad |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Whose patter was always in code
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17309 Posts
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You can't understand it...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Unless you're a bandit...
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Or at least that is what I've been told.
There once was a cat in a hat
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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Who was not real careful where he sat
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Not looking first in the chair
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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