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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts |
You will miss it if you blink...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Then have to hunt for it in the yard.
Mr. Mike was a magician with a hat
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts |
From Hogwarts is where he got that
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Bean Regular user 119 Posts |
It was tattered and torn
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
But it was proudly worn
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
His hat he will always pat.
Santa Claus and his elves |
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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts |
Stack toys on the shelves...
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Bean Regular user 119 Posts |
For (mostly) good girls and boys
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
But the girls would prefer those cute toys
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
But then they only please themselves.
Here at Christmas all is red and green |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
And we're not just talking about beans
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
But when you hang the lites...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bean Regular user 119 Posts |
And sing, "Silent Night"
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
As usual you end clean..
A good illusion is fun...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JimbosMagic Inner circle 1334 Posts |
And once be headed a nun
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic. Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV. European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8 |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
The audience was agasp
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
When the nun was transformed to a wasp
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
And set the audience into a run.
There once was a magician in a collar
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
Who likes performing next to the pillar
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
The angle is great
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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