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For the vanishing crate
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But only if the magician doesn't get taller.


There once was a magician from Dallas
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Who is very careless
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He left his prop in his seat
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And perform with the kid's magic kit
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(seat, kit??? that must be some accent you have james to get those two to rhyme)

and on his rear he developed a callus.


There once was a rabbit named ninja
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(We call it the Malaysian accent Smile )


With a son called Elijah
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In a hat they were stuck
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And they struggled without any luck
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But you guessed that already, didinja?
(Thank you jeff foxworthy for a rhyming word to ninja)

An assistant bent over and split her pants
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In a box that contain performing ants
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The ants did attack
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And crawled up her back...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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And the audience can hear her angry rants.

A magician and an exotic dancer
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Made rounds as snazzy prancer
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But to the delight of the audience
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Her costume caught a fence
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And the excitement was the answer.

Rabbits, rabbits, big and small
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Brown or white, we love em all...
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Fry 'em, Bake 'em, cook them well
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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