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And don't worry...You can tell...
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Cause the tail is a little fuzz ball

Rope a dope and tie a knot
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With a rope that will not rot
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Pull it, yank it, make it tight
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Make it sure to feel the bite
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Or a rope trick you will have not


Once there was a magician from Clanton
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Who tried to leave crowds rantin'
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With silks and eggs his trade he plied
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To audiences about he did ride
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Then moved his act on to Scranton.


A magician named Dynamike was trying
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To eat the chicken Bob was frying
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He eagerly reached into the pan
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To get whatever he can
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But it was gone so he left a crying.


A magician his rings tried to link
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Into loops of green, yellow and pink...
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But the audience got excited
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And became very incited...
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When they fell to the floor with a Klink!

Yep! -dini is the end of their name
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To achieve stardom is their aim
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They work very hard performing their tricks
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