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She would move away further
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17309 Posts
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Until she would start to run...
There was a juggler named Ned...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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Who kept a knot on his head
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He likes juggling giant flags
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Not to mention paper bags
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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He even juggles in bed.
There once was a fanatic named Bean
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17309 Posts
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Who's magic was really keen...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He wants to be totally different
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17309 Posts
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Like Superman and Clark Kent...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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So he can do the perfect lean.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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As envy has often seen
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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With anger uncontrollable
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17309 Posts
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He's tops at the Superbowl...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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With a block that really was mean.
A magician stuffed paper in his coat
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17309 Posts
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To later produce a goat...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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The goat has horns
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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And the papers were torn
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Hanging around the neck a bag of corns
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Nope, James, has to rhyme with goat or coat
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Whoops! My mistake
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