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greatscott Special user 595 Posts 
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And an ego much bigger
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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His imagination was his only toy.
In a recent magic election |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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There was a tremendous voter defection
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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They voted "yes" on "No"
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17306 Posts
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And some voted maybe so...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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But the ballot just turned out to be a reflection.
There once was a donkey named sue
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greatscott Special user 595 Posts
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Who knew exactly what magic to do
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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She hee'd and she haw'd
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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Like a tiger she clawed
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greatscott Special user 595 Posts
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As a puff of smoke she walked thru
As a magician, we all must know |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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The greatest secret is the show
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greatscott Special user 595 Posts
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So, practice your moves
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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Until fingers have grooves
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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And your performance don't blow.
A magician once looked into a can
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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And realized the width of his span
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greatscott Special user 595 Posts
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Though the sides were all shiny
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17306 Posts
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And the inside was briny...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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He refused to touch it with his hand.
A magician living out west |
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greatscott Special user 595 Posts
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Had started a magical quest
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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With an open mind
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