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Stu Turner New user London 79 Posts 
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Who hid her silks up her sleeve
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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And although she is deft...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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She could not produce from her cleft
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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But she will make you believe..
Of all the illusions around...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Can cost you a pretty Brittish Pound
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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But a shilling or two
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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With a dot of glue
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Will make you of money, a mound!
When doing a magical show
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Stu Turner New user London 79 Posts
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Make sure your lights are never too low
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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But if you work in the dark
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Or behind a bulwark,
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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The liquer will always flow..
There once was a brave magician...
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Who moonlighted as a beautician
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Stu Turner New user London 79 Posts
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His nails were too long
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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But his fingers were strong
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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His magic was a digital tradition.
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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And put them between two blocks of ice
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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While his deal was cold
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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And while wearing a dark blindfold
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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He turned them into dice..
When performing across the world...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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