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A sure sign of a misspent youth:
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He thought he'd just go to bed
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If you can't rhyme every time it's a crime.


I once wore a suit made of leaves...
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It had no collar but lots of sleeves
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Look mom! I've got
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The sleeves were all filled...
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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is really regretting his
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With small insects he'd killed
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And he sold it to his butler named Jeeves.



A magician with a green spotted rabbit...
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Was in fact a hobbit
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The hobbit did flee
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To perform for a fee
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Cause sticking around was a habit

There once was a magician named Lester...
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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Who escaped his job as a Jester
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So when asked to perform...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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He performed in the dorm...
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In front of uncle Fester..

The magicians hands were too small...
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He did a big show at the mall...
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The audience was filled with tiny eyes
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Which made the magician wise...
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And the ran like idiots down the hall.

There was an old jester named Clyde...
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Whose tongue was always tied...
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But the costume is so colorful
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