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And the vent replied ...
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In a whispered aside,
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"Then they won't pay you a cent"..
One sponge ball said to the other...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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When it comes to pearls, which is mother?
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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We're both soft and round...
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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And we don't make a sound
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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So we both can't tell one from the other.
A magician on his way to Las Vegas..
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Had his car full of Apparatus
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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He ran out of gas..
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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When going too fast
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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And ended up walking to some bodegas.
There once was a magician named Shemp
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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Who looked a whole lot like Clark Kent...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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But in Lois Lane's eyes
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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He looked like french fries
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Curly and full of contempt..
The silk changed from red to blue...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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While it covered the nut and the screw...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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But under the scarf
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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It needed to barf..
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Because it caught the flu..
When the joker fell off his bike...
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He decided to take a small hike
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