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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts 
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And to his surprise, his eyesight
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Worked exceptionally well in the dim light
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17306 Posts
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So he gave the crumb to a bum..
The cups and balls trick is old...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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And a good performance is often very bold
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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Please don't loose count
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Nor let the balls be surmont
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17306 Posts
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Or so that's what I've been told..
3 silks; red, white and blue...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Are stuck together with glue
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DATMagic Veteran user Shreveport, La 303 Posts
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But would dissolve easily in water
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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If you add a little cream of tartar
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DATMagic Veteran user Shreveport, La 303 Posts
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But be careful, it will definitely burn you if it is rubbed the wrong way.
David A Trombetta
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17306 Posts
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?..
 .. and stick it under your shoe..
The dove said to the hare; ...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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"No way we can bear"
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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"Being tied up and jerked around!"
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Then dropped on the ground
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DATMagic Veteran user Shreveport, La 303 Posts
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Up Up and away she said with a grin
David A Trombetta
DAT does the Trick DATdoestheTrick.com
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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????? grin/ bear must be missing something in the translation.
A magician once said with a wink
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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While he is enjoying his drink
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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I place a spongeball in my pocket
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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And place one finger in the socket
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