And all the lights begin to blink.


A magician from Malaysia once said,

I practice my magic in bed...

Hoping to create a new type of magic

Or a type of floating gadget...

Or even try raising the dead.

An Eternal Order member once cried,

And silence fell upon the crowd, and a small child begin to speak

My magic cannot be denied...

If you want, I can perform for food stamps

OK, pay attention to what thread you are in, we have some very non rhynming lines up there, let's try again.

An Eternal order member once said,

Never try a "knife thru' head"

Because if you fail...

The audience would turn pale

And then the act would be dead..

Whenever the cards are cut...

Spectator mouths are never shut

So cards can appear from their mouth

And you know they came from South

Or at least that is how it felt in my gut.

A magician once wrapped his rabbit in foil

And placed him in a pot to boil...

The rabbit escaped and appeared from a top hat

And the magician realized he was missing his cat