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Father Photius
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And all the lights begin to blink.


A magician from Malaysia once said,
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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I practice my magic in bed...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Hoping to create a new type of magic
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Or a type of floating gadget...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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Or even try raising the dead.

An Eternal Order member once cried,
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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And silence fell upon the crowd, and a small child begin to speak
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My magic cannot be denied...
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If you want, I can perform for food stamps
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OK, pay attention to what thread you are in, we have some very non rhynming lines up there, let's try again.

An Eternal order member once said,
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Never try a "knife thru' head"
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Because if you fail...
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The audience would turn pale
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And then the act would be dead..

Whenever the cards are cut...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Spectator mouths are never shut
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So cards can appear from their mouth
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And you know they came from South
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Father Photius
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Or at least that is how it felt in my gut.

A magician once wrapped his rabbit in foil
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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And placed him in a pot to boil...
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The rabbit escaped and appeared from a top hat
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And the magician realized he was missing his cat
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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