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As his wife asked him, "do these jeans make me look fat?"
To which he replied very honestly,
David A Trombetta

DAT does the Trick
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Huh?? I'm lost here.
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No you're not lost, the last line should rhyme with foil.

And the cat was served with olive oil.

In Malysia Magicians are great
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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No doubt magic is their fate
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With their colorful clothes...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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And all kinds of weird boxes
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OK, James that should have ended with a word that rhyms with "clothes"

And all kinds of weird boxes on their toes
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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(My apology, Fr. Photius ... having a mild mental block on that one Smile )

That need to be packed in a big crate.

There is only one magician in Malaysia
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And some of his magic will amaze ya'...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Especially with those funny looking balls
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NEW LIMMERICK

He said "now for another card trick",
The spectator was offered a pick,
But he was in trouble
As he lifted his double
'Cause audience all got quite sick.
- Sincerely,

Dr Goodkin
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Continuing.. Smile ..

That he rolled down the halls...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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....was like watching Disney's Fantasia!!!!


Pick a card, he said with a smile....
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Dr Goodkin
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To the hungry looking crocodile...
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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But when he opened his maw......
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Dr Goodkin
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Just guess what we saw
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....Houdini was waiting there all the while !!


Mr. Happy clown went to the park....
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Leaving early while still dark
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But in the bushes he found
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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An enchanting musical sound
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