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DATMagic Veteran user Shreveport, La 304 Posts 
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As his wife asked him, "do these jeans make me look fat?"
To which he replied very honestly,
David A Trombetta
DAT does the Trick DATdoestheTrick.com 
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Huh?? I'm lost here.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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No you're not lost, the last line should rhyme with foil.
And the cat was served with olive oil. In Malysia Magicians are great
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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No doubt magic is their fate
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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With their colorful clothes...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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And all kinds of weird boxes
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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OK, James that should have ended with a word that rhyms with "clothes"
And all kinds of weird boxes on their toes
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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(My apology, Fr. Photius ... having a mild mental block on that one
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That need to be packed in a big crate. There is only one magician in Malaysia |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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And some of his magic will amaze ya'...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Especially with those funny looking balls
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DrGoodkin New user 99 Posts
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NEW LIMMERICK
He said "now for another card trick", The spectator was offered a pick, But he was in trouble As he lifted his double 'Cause audience all got quite sick.
- Sincerely,
Dr Goodkin |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Continuing..
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That he rolled down the halls...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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DrGoodkin New user 99 Posts
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....was like watching Disney's Fantasia!!!!
Pick a card, he said with a smile....
- Sincerely,
Dr Goodkin |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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To the hungry looking crocodile...
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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DrGoodkin New user 99 Posts
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But when he opened his maw......
- Sincerely,
Dr Goodkin |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Just guess what we saw
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DrGoodkin New user 99 Posts
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....Houdini was waiting there all the while !!
Mr. Happy clown went to the park....
- Sincerely,
Dr Goodkin |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Leaving early while still dark
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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But in the bushes he found
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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An enchanting musical sound
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