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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
Selecting a tree the dog began to pee
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
All over Auntie Mame.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
The snow white lion roar
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
(Somehow we seem to have lost the Limerick meter, or rhythm, or whatever.)
A classic limerick is this: There was a young lady from Niger (da-dada-da-dada-da-da) Who rode with a smile on a tiger. (da-dada-da-dada-da-da) They returned from the ride (da-dada-da-dada) With the lady inside, (da-da-dada-da-da) And the smile on the face of the tiger. (da-da-dada-da-dada-da-da) Or something like that! However, other limericks are different but somehow sound like they should.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
How about you starting a new one, Bill, and we follow closely.
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
Ok.
There was a magician from Sydney
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BCaldwell Special user is really regretting his 524 Posts |
Who needed a fresh new kidney
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
He went to a doctor
(Doh! I just realized it is the syllables that count, not the words. Doh!)
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
Edited: ignore this post as I posted 2 posts too late.
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BCaldwell Special user is really regretting his 524 Posts |
Who viciously mocked her
(Hey, we never said the magician was male! )
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BCaldwell Special user is really regretting his 524 Posts |
Dang it! Bill said "He", so I guess the magician is a male! CRUD!
I guess we could use "AND visciously mocked her" making the doctor a female...
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
And screwed up her gender, didn't he?
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BCaldwell Special user is really regretting his 524 Posts |
Nice save, Bill! I'll start this one...
The Australian magician was funny
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
But he still didn't have any money
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BCaldwell Special user is really regretting his 524 Posts |
So he put down the cards
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
To sing like the bards
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
So he can have money to buy honey
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BCaldwell Special user is really regretting his 524 Posts |
Shouldn't the person that finished the last one start the next one?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
Ooops! Sorry about that.
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BCaldwell Special user is really regretting his 524 Posts |
He looked down and saw it ws a cat
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