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Selecting a tree the dog began to pee
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All over Auntie Mame.
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(Somehow we seem to have lost the Limerick meter, or rhythm, or whatever.)

A classic limerick is this:

There was a young lady from Niger (da-dada-da-dada-da-da)
Who rode with a smile on a tiger. (da-dada-da-dada-da-da)
They returned from the ride (da-dada-da-dada)
With the lady inside, (da-da-dada-da-da)
And the smile on the face of the tiger. (da-da-dada-da-dada-da-da)

Or something like that! However, other limericks are different but somehow sound like they should.
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How about you starting a new one, Bill, and we follow closely.
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Ok.

There was a magician from Sydney
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Who needed a fresh new kidney
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He went to a doctor


(Doh! I just realized it is the syllables that count, not the words. Doh!)
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Edited: ignore this post as I posted 2 posts too late.
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Who viciously mocked her
(Hey, we never said the magician was male! Smile )
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Dang it! Bill said "He", so I guess the magician is a male! CRUD!
I guess we could use "AND visciously mocked her" making the doctor a female...
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And screwed up her gender, didn't he? Smile
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Nice save, Bill! I'll start this one...
The Australian magician was funny
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But he still didn't have any money
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So he put down the cards
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To sing like the bards
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So he can have money to buy honey
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Shouldn't the person that finished the last one start the next one?
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Ooops! Sorry about that.

James was pulling a rabbit out of the hat.
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He looked down and saw it ws a cat
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