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...Horns bring squeaked by a clown named Mark.


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In his strait jacket he thought "Oh no!!!", .......
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The spikes were descending, not so slow
"I'm half drunk most the time
and I'm all drunk the rest"
--Tom Waits
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And then with a burst of fire
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...He was lifted up by a wire....
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Attached quite tightly to his big toe

-new one-
A young man fell into a drum
"I'm half drunk most the time
and I'm all drunk the rest"
--Tom Waits
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Unfortunately, not filled with rum
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...and he said, with a sigh...
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How I wish I can get high
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So he lay there, sucking his thumb.


New limmerick


The magician reached into his hat.....
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And he pulled out a pregnant cat
"I'm half drunk most the time
and I'm all drunk the rest"
--Tom Waits
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But to his great surprise
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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And a pack of dogs' demise
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He had a new magic act..

What shall I do with this coin?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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And which table shall I join?
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Shall I go over there?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Or stay in my chair
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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And enjoy greed with a nice cut of loin?

With cups and a chop stick
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The magician went into his schtick
"I'm half drunk most the time
and I'm all drunk the rest"
--Tom Waits
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From his deck one card you should pick.
Tim Silver - http://www.facebook.com/pages/Magic-Woodshop/122578214436546

I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

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So I can show you this trick...
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