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Bryan Smith New user Korea 99 Posts |
This here is no limerick...
"I'm half drunk most the time
and I'm all drunk the rest" --Tom Waits |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Well Bryan is new and forgot to start a new one so...
Bryan one morning got up out of bed
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Quickly to notice his nose was red
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DrGoodkin New user 99 Posts |
He exclaimed with surprise...
- Sincerely,
Dr Goodkin |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
While rubbing his eyes
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
That's not my face, it's Fred's!
A magician once sat on his wand
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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DrGoodkin New user 99 Posts |
His screams could be heard far and yon......
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Dr Goodkin |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
From tip to tip
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Stu Turner New user London 79 Posts |
His trousers did rip...
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DrGoodkin New user 99 Posts |
As it went up the great beyond !!!
New Limmerick As the disc spun around, we watched his head... Posted: May 21, 2010 8:28am Reply with quote Send a Private Message View Profile of DrGoodkin Edit/Delete This Post Report this post to forum moderator View Posters IP (Moderators/Admins Only) We stared at the spiral, with growing dread, It shocked us all When his head got small Then Bruce Kalver woke from his bed !!! ((no one finished this one, so I did))
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
A trick went very wrong
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DrGoodkin New user 99 Posts |
The short rope became long....
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Dr Goodkin |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The middle was nearer to the ends
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Just 2 inches east of the bends...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
So he danced and juggled to a mimed song.
Deep in Dixie concrete blocks |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
You'll discover pink color socks
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Blocks make the cars complete
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Although not comfortable as a seat...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
There's nothing like junk that rocks.
Leadership determined by a bribe |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
With sleight of hand and a little jibe...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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