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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts 
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Can often gain the leader a buck
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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And totally destroy voters' luck
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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And just makes us want to imbibe...
The 100 year old magician once said...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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DrGoodkin New user 99 Posts
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....if not for my cards, I'd surely be dead....
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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His fortune was measured in colorful pips
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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And his 80 years of accumulated tips...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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DrGoodkin New user 99 Posts
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And the secrets he kept in his head !
NEW LIMMERICK Something odd happened during one birthday show....
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Dr Goodkin |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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A kid was behind me and I didn't know...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He was armed with a dish of chocolate ice cream
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DrGoodkin New user 99 Posts
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....And as I performed the Miser's Dream....
- Sincerely,
Dr Goodkin |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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And then the show was no mo'..
Once upon a magic time...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Magicians tried to make a rhyme
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DrGoodkin New user 99 Posts
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....but their rhymes were really poor...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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And their jokes really sore
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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DrGoodkin New user 99 Posts
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And they didn't make a dime.
NEW LIMMERICK At rhyming the Father here is really great.....
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Counting toes and ears he has eight
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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But ask him to spell...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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And too quickly you'll tell
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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You will just have to wait..
When he opened his zig zag he found...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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A strange looking spotted hound
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